I hate resumes.  I've had the pleasure (and I use the term loosely) of looking through quite a few of them during my time at SOE.  Resumes are nothing more than marketing pieces.  They're mostly fully of crap and don't really tell you anything all that useful.  The only purpose of the resume is to see if someone wants to give you an interview, based roughly on the overinflated accounts of your past exploits.  Even once you meet someone during an interview, you rarely meet the actual person interviewing.  Rather, you meet that person's "representative".  The whole thing is mostly a craps-shoot and is a lot more about personalities than it is about skill. 

At any rate... I came across a neat idea for a resume and decided to give it a whirrl.  I would most definitely interview the person with this resume!  It's super awesome.

The Resume Of Moi